Internet or call-in polls don't always accurately reflect the views of everyone, because only a subset of "everyone" participates.
Each day, Pittsburgh all-news radio station KQV asks a question. People can vote either on the Internet or by telephone. The right-leaning Pittsburgh Tribune-Review publishes the same question but gives only the phone numbers, not the Web address.
Almost every day, the Internet voters are strongly liberal and the telephone voters are strongly conservative.
For example, here are today's results on the question, Do you support the President's Strategy for Victory in Iraq?
Sometimes I marvel at how lyricists come up with their rhymes. In the song In a Little While from Once Upon a Mattress, a pregnant Larken tells her boyfriend:
It's not as though I would be claiming to be a police officer or anything. I would merely be identifying myself as someone who observes the speed limit!
Perhaps that would slow down the other drivers briefly, before they ignore the law as usual and go flying past me.
A conversation while driving from one rained-out Florida spring training game to another:
ME. The newspapers say that because of all the rain this year, the farmers in Plant City are worried about their strawberries. They soak up too much water and explode.
MIKE KOBIK. Isn't there something about that in the National Anthem?
ME. "Berries bursting in air . . . ."
MIKE. "Strawberry light . . . ."
By the way, were you wondering how I took that picture above of my car observing the speed limit?
A conversation about prayer on ABC's Dharma and Greg:
GEORGE (spirit of a dead Indian). What do you mean by pray?
DHARMA. I don't know. Talk to the universe, or God or the Great Spirit, whatever it is?
GEORGE. Huh. So you're having a conversation with the Great Spirit, the maker of all things?
DHARMA. I guess.
GEORGE. And you're doing the talking?
I check TV Guide weekly, listing TV shows I want to record for later viewing (because I'll be watching something else or away from home). I use this list to program my DVD recorder and VCRs for the week.
I'll be away for two evenings during the week beginning December 26, 2005. But my list for the week is completely blank for the first time in about 15 years.
That's okay; I already have a big backlog of tapes. But still, what does it say about the state of television? Or possibly the state of my tastes?
Why was it funny that we never saw these sitcom characters' faces?
Or that these characters were never cast at all?
UPDATE, NOVEMBER 18, 2019: Emmy winning writer/director/producer Ken Levine was asked, "You've worked on a couple shows now with much-discussed but never seen characters. I'm wondering how and why that decision gets made. Is it a case of painting yourself into a corner in terms of description (who could ever look like Maris is described)? Is it just easier?" Ken replied, "No. We do it to save money. But seriously, it forces the audience to use their imagination and I bet what they picture in their heads is funnier than if we ever actually showed it." (Think Mrs. Wolowitz.) "And it saves money."
For better vision we usually resort to glasses, contacts or laser surgery. But is it possible to improve your vision without those things? That's what the See Clearly Method promises. Exactly what is it? And how does it work? Tonight we answer those questions in my Fame or Shame challenge.
Long ago I got in the habit of touching all my pockets when I stand up, to make sure that nothing's missing. I do this anytime I leave my house, get out of the car, leave my seat in a restaurant, and the like. If this quick inventory comes up empty somewhere, a mental alarm goes off, and I remember that I left my wallet on the table.
Football teams can have season records of 14-2, but baseball teams don't go 141-21.
One reason is that the baseball season is ten times longer, so there's more time for what mathematicians call "regression to the mean." Hot streaks and cold streaks will eventually cancel each other out.
But I've always suspected that chance plays a bigger role in the outcome of baseball games. Because of bad hops, close calls by the umpires, and that sort of thing, even a poor team will get lucky four times out of ten.
Compared to my start as an electronic graphics operator in 1982, I don't have to work as hard. At games where statistics can be downloaded from a database, I no longer have to type them. Also, I now have two co-workers: the operator of a second "Fox Box" machine, and a coordinator who confers with the producer.
And I'm now earning twice as much!
However, now I have to know how to get my software to work properly, through file copying and computer troubleshooting and other cybertechnical stuff.
And the dollar is only worth half what it was in 1982.