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ArchiveJULY 2018

 

JULY 17, 2018    H&R WHO?

Well, it's been 90 days since the filing deadline, and I haven't gotten any angry letters from the IRS, so maybe I did my taxes correctly.

As the Republicans promised, I understand the IRS will be condensing next year's two-page Form 1040 into the size of a postcard.  That sounds good to voters who don't like to pay taxes anyway.  But it turns out to be an oversized postcard — 5" x 8", with fine print on both sides.

However, before most of us can determine what numbers to enter on the 1040, we still need to fill out supplemental schedules.  And there will be at least six new schedules next year. 

For example, I own investments that result in capital gains.  That means I had to calculate whether I owe Alternative Minimum Tax by completing Form 6251, which includes many instructions like these:

I stubbornly insist on filling out my own tax return, as I have all my life.  It's a challenge, like working a puzzle.  When I was younger I wrote the numbers on paper forms with a pen, but nowadays I download blank PDFs and type in digits; then I print out the pages and mail them in.  Still, I do come up with all the numbers myself.  I don't completely trust tax-preparation software, nor do I wish to surrender my documents to an overworked human preparer who's a stranger to me.

But if the tax code gets any more complicated . . . . 

 

JULY 15, 2018    STAY COOL

I saw an ad for real estate in Florida, or Hawaii, or somewhere.  It promises “Nothing but sandy beaches and sunshine here!  Make Retirement Special.”

I didn't click on it.  Speaking for myself, that's not an enticement, it's a turnoff.

I avoid beaches with their merciless heat and unrelenting sunshine.

 

My ancestors didn't come from the blistering sands of the Middle East.

They grew up in the sheltering forests of northern Europe.

For my special retirement, I prefer lush green grass with softly flowing water and lots of shade.

That's why I'm still in Penn's Woods (Pennsylvania).

 

JULY 13, 2018    CHOOSE CHOW

I'm intrigued by the names of a couple of storefronts, side by side in the Franklin Village Mall near Kittanning, Pennsylvania.  They remind me of controversial subjects.

On the right: China.

I recall reading about diplomat Zhou Enlai (or ).  As Mao Zedong's right-hand man, Zhou was the Chinese premier from 1949 to 1976.  Back then Americans called it Red China and spelled his name Chou En-Lai.

This restaurant shown below seems to remember him by serving “chow En Lai.”

 
On the left: abortion.

Pro-choice people believe a woman who doesn't want to bring a child into the world right now should not be forced to do so.  Avoiding childbirth by whatever means, from contraception to abortion, is her choice to make.

Pro-life people believe that a fetus becomes a baby when it can perceive pain, or perhaps when its heart begins to beat.  Or perhaps when it's only a gleam in its father's eye.  Avoiding childbirth by whatever means, from contraception to abortion, is baby-killing.

“Therefore choose life!” urge the fervent pro-lifers inside this storefront, quoting Deuteronomy 30:19.  Their counseling center is called My Choice Medical Clinic — a deceptive name, because they're not medical doctors and they're the opposite of “pro-choice.”  They will do anything they can to convince a pregnant woman to bear her child, even if it will be unwanted and unloved.

My Choice has three locations in this area, and according to this article, there are more than 4,000 such “fake reproductive health centers” in the nation.

 

JULY 10, 2018    NOT SO QUICK, BROWN FOX!

What's noteworthy about typing this supplication?

 

JULY 7, 2018    YOU CAN'T ARGUE TOO MUCH

Inspired by the 2017 New York Times Crossword No. 0802, I imagined that the city was dealing with riots protesting ambiguous clues in recent puzzles.

Protestors are out in the streets, holding up their signs

supporting

and holding up traffic.

impeding

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How should we handle them?  I tossed out a suggestion,

offered for consideration

but the mayor tossed out my proposed amendment.

removed from consideration

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The cops convinced a pro-clue organization to fight with them,

struggle alongside

and the two groups joined forces to fight with the anti-cluers.

struggle against

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The police chief sanctioned a preemptive attack,

expressed approval of

though the mayor sanctioned him afterwards for that decision.

expressed disapproval of

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The chief intends to resign his contract for another year,

renew

but our committee recommends that he resign.

quit

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Our committee does have oversight over the police, you know.

watchful care

I feel that our failure to act in this case was an oversight.

careless mistake

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Meanwhile, the attorneys can't continue their arguments

proceed with

because the judge decided to continue the case until next month.

postpone

 

JULY 4, 2008 flashback   NATIONAL PRIDE

Please rise for the Anthem.

No man, no madness, though their sad power may prevail,
Can possess, conquer, my country's heart.  They rise to fail.

She is eternal.  Long before nations' lines were drawn,
When no flags flew and no armies stood, my land was born.

And you ask me why I love her, through wars, death and despair.
She is the constant, we who don't care.
And you wonder, would I leave her — but how?
I cross over borders but I'm still there now.

How can I leave her?  Where would I start?
Let man's petty nations tear themselves apart;
My land's only borders lie around my heart.

—Tim Rice, Chess (1984 version)

We open today's Independence Day services with a hymn by Lloyd Stone, to the tune of Finlandia by Jean Sibelius.

This is my song, O God of all the nations,
   A song of peace for lands afar, and mine.
This is my home, the country where my heart is;
   Here are my hopes, my dreams, my holy shrine;
But other hearts in other lands are beating
   With hopes and dreams as true and high as mine.

My country's skies are bluer than the ocean,
   And sunlight beams on cloverleaf and pine;
But other lands have sunlight too, and clover,
   And skies are everywhere as blue as mine.
O hear my song, thou God of all the nations,
   A song of peace for their land and for mine.

I'm proud to be an American citizen.  Americans can express pretty much any opinion without having to worry about being taken away by the government.  We can criticize ourselves and adapt to a changing world.  We are entrepreneurial and optimistic.

On the other hand, as Americans we run the danger of being too full of ourselves.

This country song from the Charlie Daniels Band, "In America," enjoys some popularity in the redneck states.  It also gets played here in Pittsburgh because it praises our fierce loyalty to our football team.

   Well, the eagle's been flyin' slow,
   And the flag's been flyin' low, 
And a lotta people sayin' that America's fixin' to fall.
   Well, speakin' just for me 
   And some people from Tennessee, 
We've got a thing or two to tell you all.
    . . .
   You just go and lay your hand 
   On a Pittsburgh Steelers fan,
And I think you're gonna finally understand.


And you never did think that it ever would happen again.
You never did think that we'd ever get together again. 
Yeah, we're walkin’ real proud and we're talkin’ real loud again!

Now the people in the Bible Belt may disagree with me, but I don't think that supposedly God-fearing Americans should strut arrogantly around the world, loudly claiming to be better than everyone else.

Are not Christians taught that our neighbors include even the despised Samaritans?  And are we not taught the Golden Rule, to love our neighbors as much as ourselves?

Love is patient,
love is kind.

It does not envy,
it does not boast,
it is not proud.

It is not rude,
it is not self-seeking,
it is not easily angered,
it keeps no record of wrongs.

—I Corinthians 13:4-5 NIV

I wasn't brought up to be a boastful loudmouth, or an impatient aggressive driver, or a member of a drunken mob of fans eager to avenge any insult.  I wasn't brought up to mistrust everyone outside my city or nation or religion or ethnic group.

What does the Lord require of you?
To act justly,
and to love mercy,
and to walk humbly with your God.

—Micah 6:8 NIV

 

JULY 3, 2018    TYPO TALK

A blogger with the initials JED wrote:

For some reason, I have trouble with “because” (typing “becuase”).  I think I get it wrong more than I get it right.

The worst part is, I once clicked “Add to dictionary” instead of correcting it, so now I don't even get the spell-checker's wavy red line under it to remind me I'm wrong.

I guess the moral is that we should be very sure before we “Add to dictionary.”

Is it possible to “Delete from dictionary”?

 

JULY 1, 2008 flashback   TURN IT ALL AROUND

It didn't result in a win, but Pittsburgh Pirates manager John Russell last night flouted National League tradition by having his pitcher bat eighth in the order instead of ninth.

Typical Batting Order

Last Night's Batting Order

1. Jack Wilson

2. Freddy Sanchez

1. Freddy Sanchez

3. Jason Michaels

2. Jason Michaels

4. Jason Bay

3. Jason Bay

5. Ryan Doumit

4. Ryan Doumit

6. Xavier Nady

5. Xavier Nady

7. Adam LaRoche

6. Adam LaRoche

8. Doug Mientkiewicz

7. Doug Mientkiewicz

9. pitcher Paul Maholm

8. pitcher Paul Maholm

9. Jack Wilson

In the "typical" order, Jack Wilson would be guaranteed a first-inning plate appearance, and Jason Bay would not.  Last night, those guarantees were reversed.  (Nevertheless, the Pirates failed to score in the first inning; Sanchez, Michaels, and Bay all struck out swinging.)

However, once you get past that point, these two batting orders are, for practical purposes, identical.  In later innings, Doug Mientkiewicz bats before the pitcher and Jack Wilson after.  It doesn't make a bit of difference whether you call those hitters 8-9-1 (traditional) or 7-8-9 (last night).

Here's another way of looking at it.  The nine batting spots are in a rotation.  Traditionally, a team begins the first inning at point "A" and proceeds clockwise around the wheel, thereby delaying the appearance of the weak-hitting pitcher as long as possible.  However, last night the Pirates began the first inning at point "B."  After that, everything proceeded normally.

If you're a traditional "leadoff hitter," you have two roles.

In one, you're the first batter in the game.  Last night Sanchez filled that role, and he led off the first inning only.

In the other, you hit after the pitcher; when the pitcher makes the last out of an inning (as he often does), that means you bat first in the next inning.  Last night Wilson filled that role, and he led off the third and the seventh innings.

There is precedent in the National League Central.  St. Louis Cardinals manager Tony La Russa has batted his pitcher eighth for the past few years, and at the beginning of this season the Milwaukee Brewers did likewise.

"I can understand why the Cardinals do it," Russell told Paul Meyer of the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, "because they have Albert Pujols batting third and it gets another guy on base in front of him."  So why, I wonder, don't they simply move Pujols to fourth?

"There are a lot of different ways to look at it," Russell continued.  "Doug [Mientkiewicz] is our most patient, work-the-count, get-on-base guy.  . . . We put him in front of our pitcher, and if they want to pitch around him, he'll take the walk.  If Doug gets on, Paul [the pitcher] can bunt him over.  Or if he gets on with two outs and Paul makes the third out, Jack [Wilson] leads off the next inning; then we have the top of the order coming up.  It's mainly just to add a little more offense, maybe get a few more guys on base and help turn the lineup around."

Poppycock.  I say again, Mientkiewicz bats before the pitcher and Wilson after, and aside from the first inning, it doesn't matter whether you call them 8-9-1 or 7-8-9.  The only purpose is to confuse the rest of us as we fill out our scorecards.

 

JULY 1, 2018    WHERE'S THE ERASER?

Click here for the latest installment recalling my life 50 years ago.  Learn why we adjusted new-car delivery dates at my father's dealership!  Hear me play wedding music on the organ!  And read about a future doctor who fainted at the sight of blood!  (Well, one time, anyway.)

It all happened in July of 1968, when I also pondered succotash and double-digit bowling scores and wondered where I'd go after college.

 

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