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APRIL 27, 2009    1927 COLOR AND MORE

I was only a small boy when my family went to the First Methodist Church one night to watch a silent movie.  The year was about 1954.  A portable screen had been set up next to the pulpit, and a plank had been placed across the backs of two pews to support a 16-millimeter projector.

The feature that night was the 1927 Cecil B. DeMille classic, The King of Kings.  Scenes from the Gospels were reverently dramatized and narrated with title cards, many quoting a Biblical chapter and verse.  For us in our small-town church, the movie was not only silent but in black and white.

However, I’ve recently learned that a small part of it was shot in color.  Mary Magdalene’s first scene used the two-strip Technicolor process, which appears primitive to us today.

I’ve added some color frames from this movie to my earlier page about alternative color techniques.  Click here.

And while I was at it, I’ve updated other articles by adding four TV images from my youth.

One from 1954 went into this article about single-camera interviews.

Two from Damn Yankees have been added to this entry about low-budget studio backgrounds.

And one is in this note about a TV "camera" that I once built.  Part of it apparently traveled to the moon!

 

APRIL 24, 2009    WHO’S “HE”?

Sometimes, when listening to the radio, I’m not paying attention.  Or maybe I’m tuning to a different station.  At any rate, I often find myself listening to the middle of a story.

And so she stabbed him in the chest!  Apparently it wasn’t a deep wound, and he’s expected to recover, but she certainly got his attention.  I wonder how this is going to affect her movie career.  She’s going to be in jail for some time.  Of course, this is not the first time he’s driven a woman to violence.  We all remember how his first wife threatened him with a gun a few years ago.  I think his brother was involved in that somehow, wasn’t he?

After a few minutes of this, my question is, “Who are you talking about?!”

In written material, it may be acceptable to keep using pronouns without restating their antecedents.  If the reader gets confused, he can go back a page or two to find out who “he” and “she” are.  But on radio, the audience has no rewind button, and you have to assume that some listeners are joining the conversation at various points throughout.  They can’t ask, “So what are we discussing here?”  The broadcaster should repeat the names occasionally.  Some classic examples:

Back in the 1960s on ABC Radio, it must have been network policy to write news stories with a certain redundancy.  I remember hearing many stories that went something like this.

In Philadelphia, two women and a young girl died in a fast-moving row house fire that broke out just after midnight.  The cause is under investigation.  Captain John Ayers told reporters that those on the second floor “didn't have a chance” in that fire last night in Philadelphia.

Anyone joining the story in the middle and wondering “What fire?  Was it around here?” would hear the key facts repeated at the end.

And when Hank Stram was the radio analyst on Monday Night Football, I’d often hear him reorient his listeners.

He’s always been a very productive running back.  His statistics dropped off a bit last season when he missed the last five games with the knee injury, but he’s back on track this year, and he sure looked good on that play.  Talking about Barry Sanders.

UPDATE:  Here’s a real-life example.  On the first edition of the podcast “Movie B.S. with Bayer and Snider” in April 2010, the guys discussed their dissatisfaction with a certain actor in Clash of the Titans.  If you started paying attention at 10:45 into the conversation, here’s what you heard.

JEFF:  It’s like we’ve been forced to accept him as our blockbuster star.

ERIC: Someone decided that he’s an action hero without asking our permission first.

J:  Right.  Normally there is some sort of voting system.  We normally — like there is a chain of — I feel like we, as America, decided we wanted to see Will Smith in these movies.  I don’t feel like it was just thrown upon us.  And here he is with Terminator, with Avatar, and now with this —

E:  He’s being thrust upon us.

J:  He is.

E:  You know what it is?  It’s socialism.  I’m tired of it.

J:  I’m surprised because he doesn’t elicit any emotions for me, at all, when I’m watching him act.

E:  He’s very boring.  He’s not unpleasant, he’s not dislikable, unlikable; he’s just a flat presence.

J:  I saw him on Letterman, and it was great.  He was on Letterman last night, and he had this nervous energy.  It was almost endearing.  And I’ve never seen that in a performance of his.  It was like he was a little worried about how he would come off and everything else, and it was nice to see.  So I’ve decided I don’t hate him as a human being.

E:  No, he’s probably fine.

J:  Yeah.

E:  I saw on IMDB that he was in a production of Macbeth, an Australian movie version of Macbeth, and he played Macbeth.  I’m curious to watch that to see if there’s like actual acting involved.

J:  Do you want to know how he got into acting?  This is actually a good story.  When he was 17 years old, his dad — he lived in the southwest corner of Australia, along the coast.  His dad flew him to the northeast corner, gave him $400, and said, “Work your way back home.”

E:  Like as a prank?

J:  No, like as in “Here it is.  Become a man!”

E:  Wow.

J:  By the way, that was not — that would have been a great time to break out my Australian accent.

E:  “Wurk yer wye bahck!  Becomm a mahan!”

J:  There.  That’s what I said.  So what he did was, he eventually met a girl.  And the girl was very nervous about auditioning for the same drama school that Mel Gibson did.

So apparently Mel Gibson did do acting classes; that’s good to know.  I actually like him, by the way.  I liked his performances before.  (Anyway, we’re sidetracking.  Focus!)  I did.

So, uh, anyway, he goes with her to the audition and says “I’ll be here for support; I’ll audition too.”  He’s never really acted.  He got in, she didn’t.

E:  Oh.  Wow.

J:  And that’s it.  That’s how he became an actor.

E:  Interesting.

J:  Yeah.

E:  Well, there you go.

J:  I kind of like that story.

E:  How do you know that story?

J:  Letterman.  So everybody that watched Letterman was just like “Get on with the story!”

E:  “We know.  We watch Letterman too.”

But what we don’t know, even after listening for more than two and a half minutes, is who “he” is.  They never did mention the actor’s name again.  I rewound the podcast and discovered they were talking about Sam Worthington.

 

APRIL 18, 2009    GOTHAM

Having grown up in a small town, I’ve never grown to love New York City.  On my visits there, I’ve never worn this logo.

I have no problem with the individuals from NYC I’ve met.  Many of them are great people.  But there are so many of them!

Baseball TV director Lonnie Dale once opined that New Yorkers are sometimes surly to outsiders because New York is already too crowded.

Outsiders only make the problem worse.  Outsiders, go home!

 

And now Lane Snider reports there are T-shirts that support this hypothesis.

He writes, “Amidst all the ‘I Love New York’ shirts being sold and worn throughout Manhattan, I saw one local who clearly wasn't happy about the rejuvenated tourism.”

 

APRIL 13, 2009    GOOD FOR YOU, BAD FOR ME

When the media characterize news as “good” or “bad,” they’re not always looking at the big picture.

For example, take the weather.  A forecast of 89° and sunny is generally proclaimed as good news, but that’s too hot for my comfort.  A forecast of a rainy day is generally bemoaned as bad news, but not by the farmers whose crops need the rain.  Those same farmers rejoice if the price of wheat goes up, but their joy is not shared by those of us who buy bread.

For another example, take the population.  Although the Pittsburgh region lost 2,967 residents over the last year, the local newspaper found a “silver lining” in the fact that the loss was only half as large as usual.

"It is good news that the population decline has slowed down," said county spokesman Kevin Evanto.

Chris Briem, a regional economist at the University of Pittsburgh ... said he would not be surprised if the population figures released a year from now look even better for the region.

Southwestern Pennsylvania Commission ... Executive Director James Hassinger expressed confidence that the regional population will bottom out by 2015 and slowly tick upward afterward.

A larger population may be good news for businesses and construction workers and politicians.  But should the rest of us want to see more traffic jams, more pollution, more overcrowded schools, and all the other consequences of the fact that there are already too many of us?

 

APRIL 7, 2009    KITTEH IZ MAKIN NU FRENDZ

It’s nice to know that humans aren’t the only species to consider cats cute.

Koko, a gorilla that learned sign language, asked for a cat as a pet.

And in a compilation of feline antics (click the photo for the link), I found a brief clip of a dolphin using its chin to pet a cat.

 

APRIL 1, 2009    THE WAYBACK MACHINE

Seven years ago, in an age when this website was updated only monthly, there was one month when the home page resembled the front page of a newspaper.  It looked something like this.


  a personal website
 T. Buckingham Thomas

April 2002 Edition

 
Mr. Thomas Goes to Washington

(The One In Pennsylvania, That Is)


Local Cable Program Director Accepts Position at TV-3


THOMAS AT HIS NEW DESK

FEBRUARY 11, 1974 —

Tom Thomas has left his home in Ohio to become the program director at TV-3, part of Washington Channels.

"I"m happy to find that my new employer is still enthusiastic about locally-originated television," Thomas said.  "We'll be covering community events:  sports, politics, religious and civic ceremonies.

"And I hope before long to be moving into my first apartment in Washington."

Sometimes called "Little Washington" to distinguish it from the nation's capital, the small city of Washington, Pennsylvania, is located about 30 miles south of Pittsburgh.

 

BASEBALL
REALIGNS

APRIL 1, 2002 —

In an unexpected move, Major League Baseball announced a complete realignment yesterday just before the opening game of the 2002 season.

The stated purpose was to restore competitive balance to the national pastime.

The American League and National League have been eliminated.  In their place, the 15 clubs with the highest revenue have been assigned to the new "Jupiter League," and the other 15 to the "Saturn League."

Baseball's planetary realignment is designed to give the Saturn League teams some reasonable hope of earning a position in the post-season playoffs.

 
Tightwad Relents, Makes Site Ad-Free

MARCH 16, 2002 —

Obscure author T. Buckingham Thomas has agreed to upgrade his free site on the World Wide Web by paying actual money to Yahoo GeoCities.

"I needed to increase the megabytes of storage and to enable uploads using File Transfer Protocol," Thomas attempted to explain.  "And one side benefit is that those advertisements are gone.  You know, the ones that used to drop down from the upper right corner every time you opened a new article."

Thomas's monthly expenditure, which used to be zero, has reportedly increased to $4.95.  He expressed hope that his readers, who will continue to view this site at no charge, will appreciate the improvement.

TBT



MARCH 27, 2009    TOO SLOW, TOO FAST, TOO SLOW

For lunch, I often visit one of several “family” restaurants in the area.  If possible, I avoid the crowds by timing my visit for the middle of the afternoon.  I’m in no hurry.  However, I do seem to be out of sync with restaurant rituals.

When I arrive and ask for a table for one, the hostess is flummoxed.  There are many empty booths and tables available, but where can she put me?  Sometimes she has to call in her co-workers for a consultation.  They puzzle over the seating chart, trying to determine which section should be burdened with my presence.  How many servers are still on duty?  Whose turn is it next?  Finally, a decision is reached, and a notation is made on the chart.

But the hostess still isn’t ready to seat me.  First she has to pick up a menu from a stack on her podium.  Then she grabs another menu or two for the monthly specials or beverages or desserts.  Then she obtains a placemat.  Then she picks up a knife, a fork, and a spoon, although not separately; fortunately, they have already been packaged with a napkin wrapped around them.  If I were a few decades younger, she might also pick up a couple of crayons so I could color the placemat.  Only after she’s collected all this gear is she ready to lead me to my table.

Wouldn’t it be more efficient if each menu had pockets in its cover, to accommodate the secondary menus and the placemat and maybe even the silverware?  If the whole kit had already been assembled in advance, the hostess would only need to grab one object per guest, not half a dozen.

When we arrive at the table, I’m asked for my beverage order even before I have a chance to sit down.  “Can I bring you some coffee, or maybe an iced tea?”  Now this might be appreciated by the customer who desperately needs a cup of coffee right away.  But I’m not in a hurry, and there might be some unusual beverage listed on one of those menus that I might like to try.  It’s not as though I’m going to agonize over the choice of the best wine to complement my entrée, but I’d prefer not be rushed.

If I do make a quick decision about the beverage, the waitress brings it a minute later and asks if I’m ready to order.  I’ve only begun to page through the menu, so I ask for extra time.  Fine, she says, I’ll be back.  In another couple of minutes I’ve made my selection.

But she doesn’t come back.

Another five minutes elapse.  By then, I’ve forgotten what my selection was.

In summary, the restaurant staff is too slow in figuring out where to put me, too fast in asking for my order, and too slow in taking it.  These inconveniences are intolerable!!  Can’t something be done??

 

MARCH 22, 2009    RED AND CYAN ARE OUT

Remember those cardboard 3D glasses with the different-colored lenses?  This spring, they've got a new pair of hues:  Amber and Blue.  My article by that name explains what's going on.

I also use the new method to show you a few stereoscopic pictures, photographed between 1862 and 1984.

 

MARCH 21, 2009    MAGIC 93

As the National Hockey League regular season nears the finish line, I’m reminded of the conventional wisdom that a team has to earn about 92 to 94 points in order to make the playoffs.  Is that number correct?  It's time for a little research.

The NHL’s team scoring rules were last amended in 2005 with the introduction of the shootout to eliminate ties.  The winning team earns two points in the standings; a team that loses in overtime or by shootout, one point.

At the end of the season, the top eight teams in the Eastern Conference and the top eight in the Western Conference qualify for the playoffs.  So if P9 represents the number of points earned by the ninth-place team in your conference, your goal is to earn more than P9 points.

Since the rule change, six of these races have been completed:  three regular seasons in each of the two conferences.  The average P9 has been 91.3, distributed like this:

Season

Conference

P9

-

-

-

-

-

-

-

-

-

-

2005-06

Eastern

90

2005-06

Western

92

2006-07

Eastern

91

2006-07

Western

95

2007-08

Eastern

92

2007-08

Western

88

The conventional wisdom appears to be correct.  In five conference races out of six, 93 points would have been enough to qualify for the playoffs.

APRIL 14 UPDATE

The 2009 regular season having been completed, we have two more P9 numbers to add to the above chart:  89 and 93.

In the Western Conference, only 90 points were required to make the playoffs, and eighth-place Anaheim with 91 made it in over Minnesota (the P9 team with 89).  In the Eastern Conference, 94 points would have been needed, except that Montreal made it in with 93 by tying Florida (the P9 team with 93) and winning the tiebreaker.

 

MARCH 19, 2009    TIMELESS TABLEWARE

On March 12, 1974, as I was moving into my first apartment, my mother gave me a 20-piece set of  Corelle dishes — porcelain-like but microwave-safe, made from laminated glass.

Today, 35 years later, these plates and bowls and cups are still in use.  As you can see, they’re still in perfect condition.  None has broken, chipped, faded, or aged in any way.  They’re as good as new.

If Corning continues making such excellent products that never need to be replaced, how long can that company stay in business?

 

MARCH 13, 2009    AT THE EPOCH, I WAS 22 YEARS OLD

The things I learn from being curious!

The paper edition of TV Guide has been downgraded to the point that it’s inadequate for planning my television viewing.  For more than 50 years I'd relied on this reference, but reluctantly last year I had to turn to the magazine’s on-line listings.  However, they still don't list all of my cable channels, and some of the channel numbers are wrong, so I recently switched to the more accurate Zap2it.

I noticed when I requested a Zap2it schedule grid starting at 7 pm tomorrow night, the Internet address shown on my web browser ended in “fromTimeInMillis=1237071600000.”  When I requested a grid that started an hour later, the long number changed to 1237075200000.

Does “TimeInMillis” perhaps mean “time in milliseconds”?  Simple subtraction shows the latter number to be 3600000 greater than the former.  One hour does in fact equal 3,600,000 milliseconds (1000 milliseconds in a second, multiplied by 60 seconds in a minute, multiplied by 60 minutes in an hour).  Aha, I thought, I’ve broken the code.

But time in milliseconds since when?  What was the starting point, when TimeInMillis would have been zero?  Perhaps the most recent New Year’s Day?

I divided TimeInMillis = 1237075200000 by 3600000 to obtain TimeInHours = 343632, then divided that by 24 to obtain TimeInDays = 14318.  Fourteen thousand days is considerably more than a year.  Dividing it by 365¼ gives us 39 years and 73 days, approximately.  Subtracting that from the current date brings us back to January 1, 1970, which was apparently the arbitrary starting point for the Zap2it schedule makers.

Some further research reveals that it wasn’t their idea.  Computer programmers of the 1970s chose midnight on January 1, 1970, as the basis for something called Unix time or POSIX time.  They called that zero moment “the epoch” and counted upward from there by milliseconds.  The resulting 13-digit numbers may look awkward, but the arithmetic is easier with them than with our usual non-decimal combination of years, days, hours, minutes, and seconds.

Four weeks ago tonight, according to Wikipedia, Unix time reached 1234567890000.  Nerds did not let the occasion pass unnoticed.  “Parties and other celebrations were held around the world, among various technical subcultures, to celebrate 1234567890 day.”

What time is it now?  This web page will tell you.

 

MARCH 9, 2009    JUST TELL HER IT'S THE SACRED SEAL

My new classmates and I wore freshman beanies when we walked across campus to serenade the women's dorms.  I wrote about it the next morning, and my account made it onto this website, where an Alabama student found it nearly 44 years later.  The rest of the story is in my new poetic article Sing, Sing a Song.  Be sure to click on the link at the end.

 

MARCH 3, 2009    WHO KNEW?

A professional hockey team gets better results without its star player!  Good baseball pitchers still work as fast as they did 50 years ago!  The data to back up these surprising conclusions are in a new article called Hypothesis Disproved.

 

MARCH 1, 2009    THE BUSES ARE COMING!

During the Eisenhower administration, this towering vehicle might have been the first to bring me a demonstration of stereophonic sound.  But it was television that first brought me a demonstration of nuclear fission.

My sketchy recollections are in a new article called Atomic Ping-Pong.

 

 

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